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Tuesday, January 04, 2005

quality control


under the right lighting, this is a good idea


let's say you break up with someone. but you both still really care for each other a great deal. would you think it's a good idea to send 25 of these bumper stickers to that person's sister's boyfriend, because you think that he would think it's a funny bumper sticker? apparently, without any regard for the imagined irony it might exude, i approved this idea. the same day i approved this idea, i also greenlighted the purchase of a silver antler coat rack, as well as a package of twelve tiny refrigerator magnets costing $16. this is more or less how my holidays went.

4 Comments:

At January 05, 2005 8:38 AM, Blogger Jami said...

Stranger than sending the sticker itself is the fact that you would send 25 of them.

 
At January 05, 2005 8:40 AM, Blogger missing said...

well, i imagined them being used in a spontaneous mischief night kind of way.

 
At March 22, 2005 11:11 AM, Blogger missing said...

i couldn't have asked for a more fitting end to this reeking albatross of a christmas gift

 
At March 22, 2005 11:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooh--is THAT what those bird are?

;)

 

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