you think you've got problems
tell me about it, dude.
there are serious things worth worrying about. and then there are what i imagine to be uniquely american problems. my brother calls them felicity problems. i've been up to my eyeballs in the latter these days, and for some reason, i can't shake them.
it's not that i'm at the end of my rope or anything. but it would be nice if there was a hotline for people who would rather be dead than in their current situation but who aren't really willing to kill themselves over anything. i mean, i know i'd call it every once in a while.
posted by missing @ Saturday, March 19, 2005
7 Comments:
1. jock itch
2. porn habit
3. fatso
4. future
5. oily
6. wrinkles
7. lay off
8. breakup
9. bad breath
10. lazy
good...what else?
Flossing is good. I worry about my gums receding a lot and get on these very Mommy Dearest flossing fits. The pain makes me feel clean, the clean brings pain. You know, fun stuff like that.
I think more than anything I worry about erections lasting more than four hours. Nothing could be more uniquely American. I deluded myself into thinking that networks used the magic of technology to only place pecker pill ads after like 9pm or on weekends during football or in the middle of Martha Stewart Living (because there's nothing more emasculating than the perfect dried flower bouquet). But no, no there is no decency left in television. I saw a Levitra ad on during prime Saturday morning cartoon time. It worried me that kids today are going to start checking with dear old dad to make sure he hasn't had an erection for more than 4 conjoined hours. The next logical step is to combine the happy herpes camping commercials, old navy, grape nuts, cheerios and perky pecker pills into this big happy camping don't feed the bear good for your heart consult your physician commercial with fantastic savings on ill fitting clothes made by sweat shop labor.
This worries me.
i feel the same way about oil prices and social security reform
what happened to the answers?
they're linked off the original puzzle page now
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