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employee slam 2005!

if the north american ceo were a professional wrestler, that wrestler's name would be "the executive". his signature final deathblow move would be called "the layoff". and all oponents who entered into the ring with the executive would be powerless against it.


if the north american worker were a professional wrestler, that wrestler would be called "the worker bee". while not particularly smart, the worker bee's one special move would be knowing more useful things than middle management (a.k.a "the middle mangler"):


worker bees: a fighting chance


if i were a professional wrestler, i'd be known as "the struggler". i would probably show up in the ring wearing something like this:


no chance