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Sunday, February 05, 2006

have you seen this man?


suspect, aug 2005; computer simulated image of suspect, aged 6 months and more accurately depicted


the suspect was last seen on this site in august of 2005, fleeing the scene with 100's in unwritten blog posts. he has been known to use the alias of "terd", although he will respond to "ted", "edward", "hey mister, you dropped something", or "miss jackson" if you're nasty. suspect is considered well-intentioned, somewhat lazy and full of excuses. approach with low expectations.

if you have any tips leading to the suspect's happiness, please post them here.

13 Comments:

At February 09, 2006 8:14 AM, Blogger Jami said...

Ok.. you're back in the fold. But this better not be the last post for the rest of my life.

 
At February 09, 2006 2:10 PM, Blogger Hubs said...

ted, you asshole, i think you took my place on her list (do you go by asshole too?)

 
At February 10, 2006 9:06 AM, Blogger Elizabeth said...

Well at least Ted still had a site and wasn't some adville.

To answer the question. No, I haven't seen this man. but maybe a ghost of him. Wanna come to the house next week sometime?

 
At February 10, 2006 12:54 PM, Blogger missing said...

chevy, your generosity is staggering.

hubs, i wouldn't say i "go" by it, no. but i can't say i wouldn't look up if someone yelled it in a public setting.

 
At February 10, 2006 6:14 PM, Blogger missing said...

elizabeth,

visit=yes. look into the eyes of thursday....what do they tell you?

 
At February 10, 2006 6:16 PM, Blogger missing said...

missy-p,

they don't call me potato whisperer for nothing.

 
At February 11, 2006 2:38 PM, Blogger Elizabeth said...

thursday looks good but noah may have a meeting. I'll ask.

 
At February 11, 2006 6:27 PM, Blogger Jami said...

Dear Hubs, Your site is down, and with it, my banner, which I can't find anywhere else. We'll talk when you put it back.

 
At February 11, 2006 6:28 PM, Blogger Jami said...

Moderate this, fuckhead!

 
At February 12, 2006 2:38 AM, Blogger missing said...

and sorry about the moderating. i don't know where all this homeland security money is going, but it's not going towards intiatives that prevent random marketers from commenting with their "hey missing, nice blog about ointments and anxiety. i have a website that sells products that can help" garbage.

 
At February 13, 2006 5:28 PM, Blogger spanish eddie said...

dude mang, blogging is so 2003.

 
At February 14, 2006 2:55 AM, Blogger missing said...

how old do you suppose "dude mang" is?

 
At February 14, 2006 7:33 PM, Blogger spanish eddie said...

i don't know, i suppose circa 1991. you wanna make somethin of it?

 

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